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Humour
Laughter is the best medicine. All of us have heard this from childhood but where is our laughter. Today, life is very stressful and stress related diseases are on the rise. Majority of illnesses has some relation to stress. Some of the modern life stress related diseases are: high blood pressure, depression, anxiety, nervous breakdowns, heart disease, cancer and low immunity etc. Research indicates that the children smile or laugh 400 times per day, adults smile or laugh 15 or less times per day ( Visit http://www.laughaway.com/ for more laugh away news ) A shocker of a letter A couple from Minneapolis decided to go to Florida for a long weekend to thaw out during one particularly icy winter. Because both had jobs, they had difficulty coordinating their travel schedules. It was decided that the husband would fly to Florida on a Thursday, and his wife would follow him the next day. Upon arriving as planned, the husband checked into the hotel. There, he decided to open his laptop and send his wife an e-mail. However, he accidentally missed out one letter in her address. In Houston, a widow had just returned from her husband’s funeral. He was a minister of many years who had been ‘called home to glory’ following a heart attack. The widow checked her e-mail, expecting messages from relatives and friends. On reading the first message, she fainted and fell to the floor. Her son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read: To: My Loving Wife From: Your Departed Husband Subject: I’ve arrived! I’ve just arrived and checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then! Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was. When dogs call A women came up behind her husband
while he was enjoying his morning coffee, and slapped him on the back of his
head. " I found a piece of paper in your pants pocket with a woman's name
written on it" she says, furious. " You had better have an explanation". "
Calm down, honey" says the man. " Remember last week when I was at the dog
track? That was the name of the dog I bet on" Sweetheart Dear Sweetheart:I can't send my salary this month, so I am sending 100 kisses. Your husband Allen His wife replied back after some days to her husband: Dearest sweetheart, Thanks for your 100 kisses, I am sending the expenses details. Shall I plan same way for next months, Please Advise !!! Your Sweet Heart LAUGHTER Jokes Continued Page-02 |
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