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If Microsoft plans to release a windows version in Hindi, Here
are some Windows related terms that may be used in the
Hindi version of... Khidkiyan2000:

Phaail = File
Bachao = Save
Aise Bachao = Save as
Subko Bachao = Save All
Mujhe Bachao = Help
Dhoondo = Find
Firse Dhoondo = Find Again
Hilao = Move
Daak = Mail
Daakiya = Mailer
Paas se dhekho = Zoom
Duur se dhekho = Zoom Out
Kholo = Open
Bandh Karo = Close
Naya = New
Khatara = Old
Badli Karo = Replace
Bhaago = Run
Chhaapo = Print
Dekh Ke Chhaapo = Print Preview
Kaapi = Copy
Kaato = Cut
Kato = Stupid Houseguest
Chipkao = Paste
Payshul Chipkao = Paste Special
Goli Maaro = Delete
Nazaara = View
Hathiyaar = Tools
Hathiyaar Khambha = Toolbar
Khuli Chaadar = Spreadsheet
Iska Bhi Naam Nahin Aata = Database
Futaas Ki Goli Kha = Exit
Ped = Tree
Thooso = Compress
Chooha = mouse
Tik-Tik Karo = Click
Idhar-se-Udhar.Udhar-se-Idhar = Scrollbar

Answering Machine Messages

1. Hi. This is John:
If you are the phone company, I already sent the money.
If you are my parents, please send money.
If you are my financial aid institution, you didn't lend me enough money.
If you are my friends, you owe me money.
If you are a female, don't worry, I have plenty of money.

The Most Intelligent Person: Laloo!

Once Laloo Yadav, Sonia Gandhi, a saint and a schoolboy were traveling by
a private plane. Suddenly the engine caught fire and the pilot came out
shouting," This plane is going to crash! And we have only four parachutes
and there are five of us in the plane. Since I am a very important pilot I am taking one parachute and getting out of here." Saying this he rushed to the luggage area grabbed one parachute and jumped off the plane. 
Sonia Gandhi said," Since I am the future Prime Minister of India I am very important
and have to live!" She also grabbed a parachute and  jumped. 
Laloo Yadav said,"I am the king-maker of this country, the most honest politician of India and above all the most intelligent person living in this country, and the most intelligent person must live!" Saying so Laloo  went to the luggage area,
grabbed one and jumped off the plane. 
The old saint said to the school boy,"There is only one parachute left, and there are
two of us. I am an old man and don't need to live any more. You take the last
parachute and jump." The school boy said,"Don't worry! There are still two
parachutes left with us! The most intelligent person, Laloo Yadav, jumped
off the plane with my school bag!"

Malayalam forth coming movies

Mukundetta, pager adikkunnu..
Veendum Visa
AncharaCompanyum Anchu programmer marum
Oru online veera gatha
Ee startup, ivide kure protocolukal
Ente dos, nammalude windows, avarude unix
Achuvettante system
T. P. Radhamani MCA
Meleparambil Consultancy
Nammuku paarkuvan internet chat-roomukal
Bug nisaram Fix gurutharam!
Code nokki yenthram

Laloo's  Jokes( Ex.Chief Minister of Bihar )

Once Laloo was coming out of Airport. As there was a huge rush, the security guard told Laloo    "WAIT PLEASE" for which Laloo replied "65Kgs" and   moved on...  **************************************************************** Once Laloo wanted to know the time difference  between Bihar and Las Vegas. So he called up the Tourist department and  asked them "Ji..could you tell me the time difference  between  Patna and Las Begas...". .  The man at  the other end replies "One second  sir..." and Laloo immediately replies "thank you" and puts the phone down.  **************************************************************  Laloos family planning policy..    "DO'NT HAVE MORE THAN TWO CHILDREN IN ONE YEAR"   *************************************************************** > At a bar in New York, the man to  Laloo's left tells the bartender , "JOHNNIE WALKER,  SINGLE."    And the man's companion says,   "JACK DANIELS, SINGLE."   The bartender approaches Laloo  and asks, "AND YOU, SIR?"   Laloo  replies: "LALOO YADAV, MARRIED."   ************************************************************** >> After having resigned as the CM of Bihar, Laloo  decides to go modeling. Once he enters the herd of buffaloes and resting his  elbows on the back of the cattle he poses for the photo. Next day the photo appears front page of a  newspaper. GUESS THE CAPTION !!   "Laloo, third from left!"  ***************************************************************** Laloo Prasad Yadav was hosting a Japanese Delegation for Business Development to Bihar.  The Japanese Emissary was quite impressed  with  Bihar and  he stated, "Bihar is an excellent state. Give us three years and we will turn it into an economic superpower like Japan."  Laloo was very surprised. "You Japanese are very  inefficient" he stated.  "Give me three days and I will turn Japan into the  next Bihar!"  ************************************************************* >> A reporter asked Laloo "What's the main reason for divorce ?"   "Marriage"

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